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There he is.
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Go on, ask him.
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Oh, no.
What's this?
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Mr. Hill?
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Uh, oh, uh, hey there, Inez.
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Will you speak
at my quincea�era?
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Uh, well, what's a quincea�era?
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It's a celebration, Hank!
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Inez is turning 15,
and in Mexican culture,
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that's when she's recognized
to be a woman.
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I'm so happy, Hank!
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Uh, well, I'd love
to speak at her,
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uh, party, but, uh,
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I-I don't really know your
daughter all that well.
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The party's a month away,
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so you have plenty of time
to get to know her.
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Why don't you come over
to my house tomorrow?
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Uh, well, the-the thing
about that is...
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I'm kind of on-on the spot here.
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Great!
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So, I'll see you
tomorrow at my place!
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Man of honor?
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[WHISTLES]
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That's quite an honor.
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I would not be involved
in a quincea�era, Hank.
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Do you know what goes
on at those things?
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I do. They sacrifice
the oldest woman in the room
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to make room
for the new, younger woman.
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Well, I can't
back out of it now.
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I already told Enrique
I'd speak.
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At least he thinks I did.
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What can I say
about a 14-year-old girl
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that I only see
a couple times a year?
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All I know is
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she ate fruit salad
at the company picnic.
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What did you eat?
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PEGGY: This could be
your own private hideaway.
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Ugh! What's with those guys
in the alley?
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Oh, those guys?
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They're never there.
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So, what do you think
of this house?
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Pretty freaking cool, huh?
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Uh, no. I hate it here.
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I mean, why don't you
understand what I'm looking for?
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I want something real.
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This is real, man.
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Honey, this is real estate.
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You don't get it.
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Asa, I have shown you
over 30 houses now,
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and I still have no
idea what you want.
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I want a house.
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This is a house.
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This neighborhood is nowhere.
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I feel like I'm nowhere.
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[SIGHS]
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Okay, let's keep looking then.
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Sorry about
the instant potatoes.
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That whiny client
is taking up all of my time.
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You're still working
with that giblet-head?
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Why don't you just pass
him off to another realtor?
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Because I have invested
too much time with him
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to do that.
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It-It's like when you've lost
so much money at blackjack
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that the only smart thing to do
is keep playing.
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Well, I'd trade places with you
if I could.
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I really don't think
I'm the right person
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to speak at Inez's party.
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I don't speak Spanish,
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and most of the people
who will be there
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will probably want
to hear some Spanish.
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Well, I do know a lot about
Mexican girls and quincea�eras.
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Why don't I come over
to Enrique's tomorrow
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and help you?
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Right after I show Asa
five more houses he won't like.
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You know, everybody gets
a big party except for me.
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Mexicans have 15, Jews have 13,
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rich girls have sweet 16.
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Everyone has some crazy day
except for Christian boy.
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Your baptism was amazing.
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So I've heard.
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I don't think
anyone has dibs on 14,
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so that could be mine.
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It could be called
a Sweet Fourteen-o.
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There could be dancing
and music,
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and then I'd have to eat
14 hot dogs before sunset,
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or I shall remain a boy forever!
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Where is Peggy?
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- Hey, Hank!
- [GASPS]
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Come in, come in.
Inez is waiting!
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This is where I watch TV,
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and in there --
that's my bedroom.
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[LAUGHS]
That's where I sleep.
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And that's a bathroom.
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We don't need to talk about
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what goes on in
there, huh, Hank?!
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[LAUGHING]
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HANK: Yeah, that looks
like a pretty sturdy stage.
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That's for the quincea�era.
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For the band and for you.
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I'm also going to make a trellis
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for Inez to walk through,
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like a symbol.
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On that side, she's a girl,
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then on that side,
she's a woman.
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I might try
sending my wife Yolanda
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through it backwards!
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[LAUGHS]
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Uh, this is gonna be some party.
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I always do it up.
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And you haven't heard
the best part.
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Right after Inez
becomes a woman,
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she's going to spin around
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as a thousand rose petals
rain down on her from above.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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It's great. I spare no expense.
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Come on, Yolanda.
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Hank and Inez have a lot
to talk about.
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[SIGHS]
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Uh, so, uh,
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tell me a little bit
about yourself.
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[BIRD SINGING]
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That's a pretty bird.
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Birds, huh?
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Okay. Birds.
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[SIGHS]
Come on, Peggy.
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No!
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Come on, you haven't
even seen the house yet.
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Take me somewhere else.
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[SIGHS]
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What are we doing here?
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I just have to run in
and help my husband learn
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about a 14-year-old
Mexican girl.
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I'll crack the window for you.
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[SIGHS]
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[ELECTRONIC WINDOW WHIRS]
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I'm so sorry I'm late.
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You must be Inez.
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Such a beautiful woman.
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I cannot believe
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you haven't been
quincea�erad yet.
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I'm glad you're here.
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I's not going so well.
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Don't worry.
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People naturally open up to me.
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[IN SPANISH]
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Okay, I broke the ice.
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Now you take it from here.
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Uh, I should actually
get going, too.
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I hope you got everything
you need for your speech,
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because Buck Strickland's coming.
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You have to do a good job
so he understands
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why I chose you to give
the speech over him!
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Buck really wanted
to give the speech, Hank.
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Oh, no.
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He ran.
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[TWO CLAPS]
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I'll take it!
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Really?
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Oh, yeah, I love it here.
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This is real.
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This is what I was talking about!
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No whiteys.
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Oh, he-he doesn't live here.
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Enrique does.
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Enrique, meet your new neighbor!
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Viva La Raza!
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Uh... Okay.
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Okay, see you
at 10:00. Sweet.
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Hank, that is the fifth
cool person I've talked to
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that wants to move into
Enrique's neighborhood.
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Asa's friends are a honeypot,
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and I'm the only realtor bear
with my paw in them.
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Why does that Asa guy
want to live
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in Enrique's neighborhood
anyway?
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Why do you ask,
because he's white?
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No, because he's weird.
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Well, that weird guy's loan
was pre-approved.
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Probably because
he has rich parents.
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And all of his friends
are young, starving artists
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who also have rich parents.
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Artists?
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But that neighborhood seems
pretty family-oriented.
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Hank, cool, young people
are good for neighborhoods.
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They come in
and bring new life --
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art, music, a funky nightlife.
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Yeah, if you say so.
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I just need help
with this speech.
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I didn't get much out of Inez
except that she likes birds.
189
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You got to help me, Peggy.
190
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I-I... I'm sorry,
but I do not have time today.
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I have to find
a three-bedroom loft space
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for someone named
DJ Peanut Butter.
193
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Maybe Bobby can help you.
194
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He knows some 14-year-old girls.
195
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Well, there is one in my class.
196
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But she was held back
because she's a dumb-dumb.
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Bobby, now,
just help your father.
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Fine, but we should really be
working on my Sweet Fourteen-o.
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That's gonna sneak up on us.
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Okay.
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The thing about girls is,
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they're all obsessed
with the popular girls.
203
00:09:00,065 --> 00:09:02,984
Love 'em or hate 'em,
they want to talk about 'em.
204
00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:05,904
Bring up the popular girls,
and I promise
205
00:09:05,987 --> 00:09:08,949
your problem will be getting her
to shut up.
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00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:15,580
Uh, tell me
about the popular girls.
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00:09:15,830 --> 00:09:18,500
Well, there's this girl
Gabriella.
208
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She wears eyeliner
and bracelets up to here.
209
00:09:20,919 --> 00:09:22,128
And then there's Amelia.
210
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She wears boots,
and she says she has a car,
211
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but I don't think she has a car.
212
00:09:24,923 --> 00:09:26,883
And then there's Anna, and she's
got glitter in her eyeball,
213
00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,593
and I think her hair might
be fake, but I don't know,
214
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but she put a towel
on her head one day...
215
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What did I tell you?
216
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I knew she'd open up to you.
217
00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:34,724
Do your Desperate Housewives,
Inez.
218
00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,226
You stole my man.
219
00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,603
I know your secret.
I'll tell everyone.
220
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You burnt down my house.
221
00:09:41,189 --> 00:09:43,149
It's like we live
on Wisterias Lane, Hank!
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[LAUGHS]
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Okay, maybe
I could ask a question,
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and then Inez will just
answer that question.
225
00:09:48,738 --> 00:09:50,240
Does that sound good?
226
00:09:50,365 --> 00:09:52,242
Sure!
227
00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:55,787
First question --
do you have any hobbies?
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I like soccer, and I...
I like to go to the movies.
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Really, soccer?
230
00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:02,544
So you like sports... kinda.
231
00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:38,038
[TEJANO MUSIC PLAYS]
232
00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:40,415
Well, you got some girl there,
Enrique.
233
00:10:40,582 --> 00:10:42,584
Everyone in the neighborhood
just loves her.
234
00:10:42,751 --> 00:10:44,127
Yeah, she's like me, Hank.
235
00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:47,964
This is the best fish taco yet.
236
00:10:48,089 --> 00:10:50,383
And I could drink horchata
forever.
237
00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,720
Hola, mi familia!
238
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,805
Cervezas, amigo!
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00:10:56,848 --> 00:10:59,142
[SIGHS]
These guys.
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00:10:59,350 --> 00:11:00,351
Check it out.
241
00:11:00,477 --> 00:11:02,187
My boy, Chester,
just produced this.
242
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,521
Let me know what you guys think.
243
00:11:07,525 --> 00:11:11,071
? What a beautiful life ?
244
00:11:13,114 --> 00:11:14,616
? Such a beautiful life ?
245
00:11:14,824 --> 00:11:18,161
This music makes me feel
weird and depressed.
246
00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:20,330
I'm changing it back.
247
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,375
Whoa.
248
00:11:24,542 --> 00:11:27,295
I think this ese might be
in the wrong barrio.
249
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,172
You know where you are, gringo?
250
00:11:29,380 --> 00:11:30,340
What?
251
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,217
Hey, Hank, you want
another taco?
252
00:11:32,342 --> 00:11:34,052
Because I just ate
your last one.
253
00:11:34,219 --> 00:11:36,513
Oh, right.
He's with you.
254
00:11:36,721 --> 00:11:38,431
Yeah, Hank's my friend.
255
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,851
Any friend of mi hermano
is a friend of mine.
256
00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,521
I don't even know
these guys, Hank,
257
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,147
but they always know me.
258
00:11:46,231 --> 00:11:48,024
It's real weird.
259
00:11:49,651 --> 00:11:50,902
I think
260
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this place is just perfect
for your gallery.
261
00:11:54,072 --> 00:11:57,450
I'm looking for
someplace to, uh,
262
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something a little more...
263
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:01,996
I dunno.
264
00:12:03,039 --> 00:12:04,833
Like a loft?
265
00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:07,961
Every house in this neighborhood
266
00:12:08,044 --> 00:12:10,380
can be converted into a loft.
267
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I'm in.
268
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Do you have a light?
269
00:12:13,591 --> 00:12:15,218
Always.
270
00:12:17,846 --> 00:12:20,098
Boy, Enrique's neighborhood
sure has changed,
271
00:12:20,181 --> 00:12:21,516
I tell you what.
272
00:12:21,724 --> 00:12:24,310
All these "artists"
moved in so fast.
273
00:12:24,394 --> 00:12:25,895
And they all look the same,
274
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,981
real skinny and walk slowly.
275
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,733
The people you are
referring to are hipsters.
276
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They walk slowly
277
00:12:32,277 --> 00:12:34,696
because they got
no place to be, man.
278
00:12:34,863 --> 00:12:36,948
Yeah, well,
Inez and I don't like 'em.
279
00:12:37,073 --> 00:12:39,617
I's hard enough to be a girl
on the verge of womanhood
280
00:12:39,701 --> 00:12:41,786
without everything changing
around you.
281
00:12:41,911 --> 00:12:43,955
And things are changing
fast now.
282
00:12:44,122 --> 00:12:45,165
Oh, Hank.
283
00:12:45,290 --> 00:12:46,499
That's beautiful.
284
00:12:46,624 --> 00:12:48,001
Don't tell us that.
285
00:12:48,126 --> 00:12:50,044
Save it for the quincea�era.
286
00:12:50,253 --> 00:12:51,462
You know, Bill, you're right.
287
00:12:51,546 --> 00:12:53,339
That could be a good angle
for my speech.
288
00:12:53,423 --> 00:12:55,091
- [CAR HORN HONKING]
- I gotta write this down.
289
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:58,303
Hank! It's salmon!
290
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,805
They put salmon
in the fish tacos, Hank!
291
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,182
What are you talking about?
292
00:13:02,307 --> 00:13:03,683
Look at it!
293
00:13:03,892 --> 00:13:04,976
It's salmon!
294
00:13:05,059 --> 00:13:06,603
They're ruining everything!
295
00:13:06,769 --> 00:13:09,063
Oh, no, not the fish tacos.
296
00:13:09,272 --> 00:13:10,899
Maybe you could talk to Peggy.
297
00:13:10,982 --> 00:13:14,485
Maybe she could sell those funny
people houses somewhere else.
298
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,154
Well, I did, and Peggy says
299
00:13:16,279 --> 00:13:18,364
that those people are actually
good for your neighborhood.
300
00:13:18,448 --> 00:13:19,782
Bring in some new life.
301
00:13:19,991 --> 00:13:22,452
And salmon is very high
in Omega-3's.
302
00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:24,412
I don't want a new life, Hank.
303
00:13:24,495 --> 00:13:26,998
I liked my life
and my tacos the way they were.
304
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,833
Okay, Enrique, just calm down.
305
00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:30,877
You need to be focusing
on Inez's party.
306
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,170
I'll talk to Peggy.
307
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:33,588
Thanks, Hank.
308
00:13:33,671 --> 00:13:35,215
And show her this.
309
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,846
Peggy, we gotta get going
to that quincea�era.
310
00:13:42,013 --> 00:13:43,264
You should get ready.
311
00:13:43,348 --> 00:13:44,557
What are you doing?
312
00:13:44,766 --> 00:13:47,393
Texting is the new talking,
Hank.
313
00:13:48,853 --> 00:13:50,939
That thing looks kind
of expensive, Peggy.
314
00:13:51,105 --> 00:13:52,148
Well, it is.
315
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,983
But I've been making
a lot of money lately.
316
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:57,445
I am flipping Little Mexico
like a giant, golden quesadilla!
317
00:13:57,654 --> 00:13:59,197
Uh, yeah, about that.
318
00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:00,907
Enrique wanted me to talk to you
319
00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:02,867
about the people you're bringing
to his neighborhood.
320
00:14:03,034 --> 00:14:05,078
Hank, neighborhoods
change with time.
321
00:14:05,161 --> 00:14:07,080
Hispanics didn't
always live there.
322
00:14:07,163 --> 00:14:08,957
Who knows who lived
there before them?
323
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,459
Native Americans probably
owned those houses.
324
00:14:11,626 --> 00:14:13,378
But they're hipsters, Peggy.
325
00:14:13,544 --> 00:14:16,297
I promise you, Hank,
Enrique will thank me.
326
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:19,175
His neighborhood has become
the hot spot of Arlen.
327
00:14:19,384 --> 00:14:20,969
And if he really
doesn't like it,
328
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,805
he can just sell his house
for a huge profit.
329
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,348
Well, I guess you're right.
330
00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,267
Ooh, someone
just texted me back.
331
00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:29,269
QRS smiley face.
332
00:14:29,352 --> 00:14:30,603
[GIGGLES]
333
00:14:30,728 --> 00:14:32,647
What do you think that means?
334
00:14:42,073 --> 00:14:44,450
I can't believe how
far we had to park.
335
00:14:44,575 --> 00:14:47,245
All these electric cars
can't be for Enrique's.
336
00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:50,290
No. DJ Donkey-Oats is also
having a party tonight.
337
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,667
Ugh. Is everyone a DJ?
338
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,127
Yes.
339
00:14:54,335 --> 00:14:56,796
[MEXICAN MUSIC PLAYING]
340
00:15:04,012 --> 00:15:06,222
Hey, Hills, thanks for coming.
341
00:15:06,347 --> 00:15:07,932
This is a happy day.
342
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,476
Let's all be happy, okay?
343
00:15:10,685 --> 00:15:13,062
So, Hank,
you got your speech ready?
344
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,606
I think I'll do Inez proud.
345
00:15:20,695 --> 00:15:22,238
Inez, you look beautiful.
346
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,449
So, are you ready to walk
through that trellis?
347
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:25,992
I can't believe this
is happening.
348
00:15:26,075 --> 00:15:27,368
It's like a dream.
349
00:15:27,452 --> 00:15:30,204
Oh, and guess who came?
Anna and Gabriella!
350
00:15:30,371 --> 00:15:31,831
Really?
They're talking again?
351
00:15:31,914 --> 00:15:33,166
That's great!
352
00:15:33,249 --> 00:15:34,667
But what about Carlos?
353
00:15:34,751 --> 00:15:36,377
This could get really
uncomfortable.
354
00:15:36,586 --> 00:15:37,545
Hank.
355
00:15:37,628 --> 00:15:39,589
I'll be videotaping your speech.
356
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:42,633
[WHISPERING]
And the sacrifice.
357
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,263
ENRIQUE:
Everyone, welcome!
358
00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:49,974
Thank you all for coming
to this special day.
359
00:15:50,099 --> 00:15:53,978
When Inez was born, it was
the happiest day of my life.
360
00:15:54,145 --> 00:15:55,021
Aww.
361
00:15:55,104 --> 00:15:56,064
Yes.
362
00:15:56,230 --> 00:15:58,316
I'm so happy
I can do this for Inez.
363
00:15:58,441 --> 00:16:00,777
And a great man
made this possible.
364
00:16:00,902 --> 00:16:03,071
My boss, Hank Hill.
365
00:16:03,237 --> 00:16:04,822
[BUCK GRUMBLING]
Oh, and I could have done it.
366
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:06,449
Hank spent the last few weeks
367
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:08,368
getting to know my family
better,
368
00:16:08,451 --> 00:16:11,204
and he brought his wife Peggy
with him.
369
00:16:11,412 --> 00:16:13,664
Peggy started selling houses
around here.
370
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,959
She really changed things, huh?
371
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:19,504
And now our rent has gone up
372
00:16:19,629 --> 00:16:23,341
and we can't afford to stay here
anymore so we have to move.
373
00:16:24,092 --> 00:16:26,260
I don't know where I'm going
to go.
374
00:16:26,427 --> 00:16:28,805
I don't know where Inez
will be a woman!
375
00:16:29,013 --> 00:16:30,348
I don't want to move!
376
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:31,891
I'm scared, Hank!
377
00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:34,102
[INEZ CRYING]
378
00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:36,020
[MIKE FEEDBACK]
379
00:16:39,774 --> 00:16:41,109
Yeah, Hank, get up there!
380
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,777
Do it to it, buddy!
381
00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:44,612
Woo!
382
00:16:52,954 --> 00:16:55,540
Well, that was a disaster.
383
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:59,252
I can't believe that Enrique
doesn't own his own house.
384
00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:01,546
He's lived there
for over 20 years.
385
00:17:01,671 --> 00:17:04,090
Who rents a house for 20 years?
386
00:17:04,173 --> 00:17:06,843
I'm pretty sure Inez's room
is an addition.
387
00:17:07,051 --> 00:17:08,803
But the neighborhood
is getting nicer.
388
00:17:08,886 --> 00:17:11,639
If anything, the skyrocketing
rents attest to that.
389
00:17:13,307 --> 00:17:16,269
Oh, Hank,
I've been a bad Realtor.
390
00:17:16,352 --> 00:17:20,064
I abused my power,
I sold irresponsibly.
391
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,400
Well, it's not all your fault.
392
00:17:22,525 --> 00:17:25,236
Uh, yeah, yeah it is.
393
00:17:25,361 --> 00:17:28,030
Hipsters were attracted
to me because I am cool.
394
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:29,490
And I played it up.
395
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,075
Peg, the cool Realtor,
396
00:17:31,148 --> 00:17:34,276
slapping fives
and throwing up peace signs.
397
00:17:34,704 --> 00:17:36,706
I'm disgusting.
398
00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:40,334
ENRIQUE:
Please, God,
399
00:17:40,501 --> 00:17:42,753
give me one more crown!
400
00:17:42,837 --> 00:17:43,963
Pineapple?
401
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:46,174
Oh, pineapple!
402
00:17:46,424 --> 00:17:47,633
Uh,
403
00:17:47,842 --> 00:17:49,177
I just wanted you to know
404
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,179
that Peggy feels terrible
about what's happened.
405
00:17:51,262 --> 00:17:52,180
We both do.
406
00:17:52,346 --> 00:17:53,639
I'm freaking out here.
407
00:17:53,723 --> 00:17:56,726
Yolanda doesn't want to move,
and I don't know what to do.
408
00:17:56,893 --> 00:17:58,144
Well, I don't get it.
409
00:17:58,227 --> 00:17:59,520
You make good money here.
410
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:00,813
Why don't you own your house?
411
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:04,025
Aww, you sound like my cousin.
412
00:18:04,108 --> 00:18:06,652
"You gotta buy,
interest rates are good."
413
00:18:06,736 --> 00:18:08,321
I live for today, okay?
414
00:18:08,404 --> 00:18:09,906
I like to have a good time.
415
00:18:10,072 --> 00:18:12,158
You mean you spend all
your money on parties?
416
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,659
And funerals.
417
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:15,703
What am I gonna do?
418
00:18:15,786 --> 00:18:17,330
None of us want to move.
419
00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:19,415
Inez doesn't want to go
to a new school.
420
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,375
She can't go to a new school.
421
00:18:21,584 --> 00:18:24,879
She just started eating lunch
with Anna and Gabriella.
422
00:18:27,256 --> 00:18:29,383
Okay. How about this?
423
00:18:29,592 --> 00:18:31,052
Now, I'm just thinking
out loud here.
424
00:18:31,135 --> 00:18:33,471
There was a practice in realty
called redlining
425
00:18:33,554 --> 00:18:36,307
that kept blacks from owning
in certain neighborhoods.
426
00:18:37,642 --> 00:18:39,227
Now, that was obviously bad.
427
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:41,646
But if we used it
against hipsters,
428
00:18:41,771 --> 00:18:44,815
in my hands, I think it would
be a very effective tool.
429
00:18:44,982 --> 00:18:46,150
Peggy, no.
430
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,401
This could work, Hank.
431
00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:49,529
The neighborhood would go
back to the way it was,
432
00:18:49,612 --> 00:18:51,197
housing prices will stabilize,
433
00:18:51,322 --> 00:18:53,366
and Enrique can afford to stay.
434
00:18:53,449 --> 00:18:55,785
Or... how about this?
435
00:18:55,993 --> 00:18:57,703
What do hipsters like?
436
00:18:57,787 --> 00:18:59,163
Cool things.
437
00:18:59,247 --> 00:19:02,667
So we invent a place
called "Cooltown."
438
00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:04,126
In Cooltown,
439
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:07,630
music's always playing and
everybody drives convertibles.
440
00:19:07,797 --> 00:19:10,132
Ugh, it sounds like Austin.
441
00:19:10,299 --> 00:19:12,343
Bobby, you are almost right!
442
00:19:12,426 --> 00:19:13,427
Really?!
443
00:19:13,594 --> 00:19:14,720
Almost.
444
00:19:14,804 --> 00:19:16,764
The thing that I've learned
about these people
445
00:19:16,847 --> 00:19:19,225
is that it's not about
where they want to be,
446
00:19:19,308 --> 00:19:21,644
but where they don't want to be.
447
00:19:21,852 --> 00:19:23,896
Brilliant!
448
00:19:26,315 --> 00:19:27,400
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
449
00:19:28,859 --> 00:19:30,820
Welcome to the neighborhood!
450
00:19:31,487 --> 00:19:32,822
Who are you?
451
00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:34,657
Hey, man, we're dang
ol' neighbors, man.
452
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:36,576
Talkin' 'bout... go watch
football, man.
453
00:19:36,659 --> 00:19:38,953
Come on, talkin' 'bout
"Go Longhorns," man.
454
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,289
So, you guys want to come over
for Grey's?
455
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,249
Idol? How about game night?
456
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,834
Uh...
457
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:56,304
[LAUGHING]
458
00:20:08,858 --> 00:20:10,067
Hey, neighbor!
459
00:20:10,151 --> 00:20:11,319
I'm Bill!
460
00:20:21,162 --> 00:20:22,705
I own my own house.
461
00:20:22,913 --> 00:20:24,206
I am a homeowner.
462
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,751
Now I pay mortgage
instead of rent.
463
00:20:26,819 --> 00:20:28,196
I'm building equity!
464
00:20:28,377 --> 00:20:29,545
We should celebrate!
465
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,631
Well, I'm really happy
for you, Enrique.
466
00:20:31,756 --> 00:20:33,758
But maybe you should
lay low for a while.
467
00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:35,676
My neighbors and I have
to keep pretending
468
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,011
like we live here
469
00:20:37,094 --> 00:20:38,763
until we get rid
of the rest of the guys.
470
00:20:38,929 --> 00:20:40,806
Yeah, then we're going
to celebrate!
471
00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:42,350
You heard of a housewarming,
472
00:20:42,558 --> 00:20:44,769
this is going to be
a house inferno!
473
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:48,314
How about for now
we celebrate with a beer.
474
00:20:51,275 --> 00:20:52,443
Yep.
475
00:20:52,526 --> 00:20:53,611
Yep.
476
00:20:53,694 --> 00:20:56,113
Maybe just some donkey
rides for the kids.
477
00:20:56,197 --> 00:20:57,865
[SIGHS]
478
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:01,369
Thanks, Mr. Hill.
479
00:21:01,452 --> 00:21:03,120
This is really great.
480
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:05,122
Now then,
481
00:21:05,206 --> 00:21:07,750
I believe we have a little
unfinished business.
482
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:08,959
[CLEARS THROAT]
483
00:21:09,085 --> 00:21:11,962
And now I'd like to say
a few words about a young girl--
484
00:21:12,129 --> 00:21:16,384
Uh, I mean a young woman
named Inez...
485
00:21:54,338 --> 00:21:56,841
ENRIQUE: They put
salmon in the fish tacos, Hank!
486
00:21:56,891 --> 00:22:01,441
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